in my face and upon my breath, certain facts (wholly disregarding truth) scream for my attention:
1. Things, when left to the devices of others, will always run late. I suppose that I have been guilty of this myself in the past, but friends, we've got phones and manners now. Let's talk when talking is called for. Although a learned professional of spending unallocated stretches of time within the walls of my head at the drop of a hat, I'd rather do it at home.
2. Masking tape doesn't work unless you fork out for the six dollar roll. Reminded of a quote: "Good food ain't cheap. Cheap food ain't good."
3. Fortune will not find you; one must track it down using forgotten and antiquated yet deftly honed techniques and beat it, this fortune, into submission. This is called luck.
Yes.
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